I AM Kevin Burzynski - Character Profile

My friends call me Kevin, but someday I might change my name to Paul. I feel its more in alignment with my spiritual side. I wanted to write something about myself so that everyone would get a sense of who I was. I've often thought about joining the ministry to become a priest. I've had a pretty good childhood. It had its ups, and some downs. You could say that I did everything one is supposed to do when they're a child growing up. I learned a lot about myself and spent plenty of time on inward reflection. I feel like I know myself really well. If you were to meet me you'd probably say that I was not very boisterous, or outspoken, and that I am a good listener and honest. I really care about what people have to say. You never know were you're going to get that spark of inspiration! I don't consider myself materialistic. Wealth isn't something to be avoided, but something to be used for the common good. I also consider myself a very spiritual person. My idea of the perfect way to spend eternity is sitting with my creator and listening to all that the supreme consciousness has to offer. I don't think that could ever get boring! As I said earlier, I'm not very physically minded but there are those times when a big bowl of mint oreo ice cream really hits the spot!

Quiz 1 - pic

My attempt to tell the story of one brave woman who is fed up with the corporate life, with all of its drab blue colors, and with all of its pointless paperwork. She breaks out of her self created cage.

Sandra Penny Gerhardt

Sandra Gerhardt was killed in action on New Earth, New York on January 1, 2345 after investigating cultist related crime in the suburban areas surrounding the city. The details of the incident are still classified.

Sandra was born on September 25^th, 2317 on Earth, in Pennsylvania, just 20 miles from the famous Kinzua Viaduct (a national Engineering landmark dating back to the 19^th century B.E.) As a young woman she often spent her free time sketching wildlife in the Allegheny National Forest. At the age of fifteen she was inducted into the Imperial Academy and trained there for four years. She graduated at the top of her class, with dual specializations in Imperial Espionage and Counter Terrorism. Following her graduation she was immediately reassigned to New Earth to combat rising cultist related terrorism and subversion of local government officials. While the Imperial Ministry could not give specific details of her career, they did divulge that after only one year in active duty Sandra was personally responsible for over 150 cultist pacifications. In 2343 Sandra was awarded the Imperial Seal of Honor, for bravery and upholding the will of the Emperor, by personally thwarting an assassination attempt on the planetary executor, Jen Filen. The Imperial Ministry sends its condolences to her parents and wishes to express their gratitude for the exemplary officer that their daughter was.

Sandra Gerhardt had no siblings, or significant others. Her father Hal, 56, and mother Fenny, 53, reside on Earth.

In honor of Sandra’s exceptional vigilance the Imperial Ministry’s chief liaison, Mack Tulley, will be making a public announcement today on Cloud Net. The funeral will take place on New Earth at an undisclosed location in order to protect the identity of our Imperial agents. A private showing will take place on Earth as soon as the body has been transported back to her home in McKean County, Pennsylvannia.

My 5 ideas for a short

Brainstorming ideas.

• Two guys dissarming a bomb in a desert cave. One fights off aliens other tries to disarm. Its a comedy. The whole scenario is a training exercise.
• A little girl's first day of school. The class is a complete mess and everyone is shouting and running around like they're insane (even the little girl). Hours later, the little girl get home and quietly opens a book and begins to study.
• A guy is tested by his overbearing girlfriend (some relationship question) and tells her flat out he wants out. He is confronted by his beligerent boss at work and stands up for himself and quits. He gets to the hospital where his twin is in critical condition and checks off the list he had been given ("What I should've done")
• A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy, walk into a bar. PUNCH LINE! :)
• A bunch of people are in red holocaust cloaks. There are chants in the backgound. Its a computer cult and at the alter is an all-knowing C64 lol

Aha! The image is up! -A floating flying saucer with a grotesque head in the center! Ooooh scary....

OZ's Tale

My car...OZ

OZ tells the story of a person. The condition of the car can certainly say something about what kind of experiences the person has had...

(dent from hit and run by best friend)

The cars interior can definitely portray how a person organizes themselves and you can get a sense of what kind of life the person may live that would create such an interior. (books and papers and bible for good measure)

Looking at what horrors lie in the trunk of a car you may be able to understand what a person would want hidden from prying eyes....(no comment)

(clearing throat)

Anyway, OZ is also interactive. By inserting a key device into the ignition slot OZ can be turned on. On the key fob, when one pushes one of three buttons, OZ will then either lock, unlock, of pop the trunk. Also, by pulling a lever a latches on the side of the car will be released and one can then pour fuel into OZ. Last, but not least, by pushing buttons located at the front interface console, one can cause music to begin playing. Should environment conditions reach an inhospitable 32 degrees fahrenheit, or less, a button on the aforementioned front interface console will cause hot air to blow on the front transparent viewing mechanism which will slowly melt the ice crystals attached to its outer surface. I talk to OZ once in a while and it responds by leaking oil. I then take it to a place where professionals fill it back up and make sure the transmission needs to be replaced. In conclusion, OZ and I have much fun interacting with one another and I look forward to many more games with OZ!